Mom: What time is it?
Ryan: I can't look now...I'm harvesting my zombies!
Ty: Mom?....Ummm....I need to ask you something.
Mom: What? (with my stomach sinking...)
Ty: Ryan! Ear muffs!
Ry: No way!
Ty: Sigh...Mom? I need to borrow your foundation.
(He's in the school musical. Don't worry!)
Grace: Look I'm a Hobo!(5 seconds later) Please give me some money!
Grace: If Jamie Oliver cooked me zucchini, I'd eat it!
Grace: It looks like it has head trauma!
Grace: Just bring the whole thing in!
Ryan: No! He' s just going to put his whole face in in like a wildebeast!
Tyler: I just cleaned my room.
Grace: I don't think I've EVER heard him say THAT before!
Jill: It's as clean as a whistle!
Grace: Jill...a whistle is something you DO. (followed by a long suffering sigh.)
1 month ago